Um, there was a giant depressed bug or something that threw buildings, and a more normal sized one with a wheel for legs that zoomed around and angrily enforced traffic laws? We turned it into that chipmunk thing. And there was a frog that had lasers, but I think that was just because it was a laser thing already before it was a frog.

[ you know what somehow didn't get damaged at all during all of this?

THAT FUCKING STATUE ]

We're not too injured because I made a really cool motorcycle like the one my pops rides and I dodged pretty much everything with it! Also the giant bug is the town guardian now so it's fine.